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Monster Oil

About Monster Oil

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WHY monster oil???

Because it was developed by three professional trumpet players/nerds who know EXACTLY what they need in a valve oil. Monster Oil was tested over the course of a year with some of the best brass musicians on all different instruments. We've put in the extra time on this project because...well, because theoretical astrophysics bores us, we can only teach ourselves so many languages, and the Constitution forbids the three of us from being President at the same time. You work hard enough to play your instrument---we don't want you to have to think about whether your valve oil is going to work today. That's why.

Monster oil range:

  • Doc’s Juice (Doc Severinsen signature)

  • Monster Oil - Original

  • Monster Oil - Faster

  • Monster Oil - Smoother

  • Slide Grease

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